• I’m going to hell for laughing…
  • Grumpy Patronus…
  • Three for the elven kings…
  • R2 Valentine…
  • Your eyelashes at -36°F…
  • How my brain functions…
  • I don’t like the water
  • Last monday…
  • No interruption
  • When someone talks about their alcohol adventures on Facebook…
  • Oh, hai. I upgraded your ram.
  • Just two more minutes…