• I don’t know how not to swear…
  • Tardeus Maximus
  • Why cats have 9 lives…
  • Metal fans: Because they’re worth it…
  • The best revenge of all
  • Proud Dad
  • Teenagers nowadays…
  • Damn You Siri!
  • There is always a person…
  • Bender’s wit isn’t a hit with the ladies
  • Gentleman rules
  • It’s funny…