• I was at Walmart yesterday…
  • Boat Chaser
  • When I leave work and my boss says I left something undone…
  • Wanna hear a joke?
  • Reaching for stuff while I’m in bed
  • The funniest thing about this shirt…
  • I’m Katy Perry…
  • Giving up smoking
  • Your band sucks
  • The Drunk’s Keyhole
  • At first I was like…
  • Missing