• Simple mathematics
  • When my battery dies and I need to use a payphone…
  • Got me like…
  • Two Norwegian guys rescuing a baby lamb drowning in the ocean
  • How my girlfriend feels when she’s trying to sleep and I want sex
  • Wisdom of the Universe
  • Glasses of Disapproval
  • Nurse…
  • The original forever alone
  • Just got my hair done
  • I’m not even thinking about leaving
  • Hey, you got anymore of that bread you gave me?