• People actually say soda?
  • Someone wrote on my door. My response.
  • My dog is ready for Halloween…
  • Dear mom, thank you.
  • Crisis averted
  • Girls are never wrong
  • That didn’t come out right
  • Wait for it…NOW!
  • Good job trick or treaters
  • Oh, well…
  • Jon Hamm is awesome
  • Seriously, never come here