• Groundskeeper Willie…
  • Sure whatever…
  • Me on summer vacation…
  • Cookie bowls
  • So I never left the house again…
  • Why was six afraid of seven?
  • A baby’s to-do list
  • Texting someone in the same room
  • When a girl puts her head on my shoulder
  • Invisible wall
  • Halloween costume idea: No one in your neighborhood will ever sleep again
  • A man’s gotta eat