• The coffee machine is out of order…
  • What are you going to name your daughters?
  • Every time I take a Calculus test…
  • Time you enjoy wasting
  • So that’s why they always win…
  • Compressed grandpa…
  • I don’t care what anybody says…
  • Mother Nature, you so awesome…
  • How normal people taste wine…
  • Try doing it again…
  • Every single radio station…
  • Not cool, new camera feature, not cool