• Get me a newspaper…
  • Me not understand…
  • Oh, that would be my cat…
  • It has been found…
  • Crime in Australia is getting out of control…
  • If you never did this, your childhood was incomplete
  • Just a fence…wait…WTF
  • Yo dawg, I heard you like Xzibit
  • What I look like when a hot girl tells a bad joke…
  • So you’re going out with my ex…
  • Toronto at night
  • Let’s try…