• Read before talking…
  • The best Bill Murray quote of all time…
  • Eye contact
  • Just a hedgehog with a raspberry
  • I work out!
  • Hipster USA
  • You don’t choose who you fall in love with
  • Attention passengers, you can start to panic… right now
  • Just keep doing what you were doing… I’ll just watch.
  • Anger management
  • Peanut Butter! Peanut Butter! Peanut Butter!
  • Buy one, get two free.