• I didn’t choose it…
  • Dammit shark, keep it together…
  • My reaction when I looked at the calendar today…
  • I really miss it
  • Fixed
  • Constant fear
  • Shark tea
  • How you know you are in New Jersey
  • The pamphlet that cops fear most
  • Yup, that sounds about right
  • Your food has just been compromised
  • Can you keep a straight face?