• They’re so fluffy…
  • Tender kisses…
  • It’ll do…
  • Don’t worry, Catwoman…
  • I miss phone booths…
  • Expecto Petroleum!
  • Drunk friends…
  • How my girlfriend feels when I wake her up for sex
  • No Siri, please help me!
  • Keep the Christ in Christmas
  • What I see when I go on Wikipedia these days
  • Lion Shirt