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  • Your mind gives up before your legs do…
  • How to tell when nobody cares about you…
  • Adopting a dog
  • I should have listened…
  • How I feel sometimes…
  • Who knew?
  • Cutting the grass
  • Too late…
  • Excellent ad placement
  • Gingers don’t have souls
  • Scientific cat