• Received an email late last night addressed to the wrong person…
  • Zebroid…
  • Yawning…
  • There’s a hidden stack of pancakes on the $5 bill
  • Surprise your loved ones by using the ‘Blood Pillow’
  • Wasn’t even mad anymore…
  • That wouldn’t annoy a person at all…
  • Best Toilet Paper Name in The World – Found in China
  • Will my turtle what?
  • When I have children…
  • Gold Diggers
  • So quiet…