• Ever feel like you forgot something?
  • I declare bankruptcy…
  • Twenty seconds…
  • It only works one way
  • Taking planking to a whole new level
  • Everytime I was grounded as a 5 year old…
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  • Adoption
  • My thoughts while standing next to someone using a computer
  • What have I done?
  • Every time someone says Barney
  • How to ride a roller coaster. Like a Boss.