• The greatest store on Earth…
  • Not everyone can move their nose…
  • Sorry about your ‘weight’…
  • Veteran Gingerbread Man
  • Give me an excuse and I’ll let you go…
  • When I try to prank someone…
  • Nerd girls
  • Academic acronyms
  • Bring her in…
  • What my life has been like since I bought a suit…
  • Movies these days
  • Gotta love Maury