• Must visit the dentist…
  • Let’s roll…
  • How cat people wake up…
  • Survived them all…
  • The anti-duckface…
  • Mario’s Tough Choice…
  • My friend left this as the tip for our dinner tonight…
  • When my ex calls to say she wants me back…
  • I wasn’t paying attention…
  • Fine, I’ll try them…
  • You know what’s beautiful?
  • I don’t usually want to cuddle…