• I made some magnets today…
  • Welcome to Life…
  • Take my money…
  • Spent too long playing with my phone…
  • I’ve been friendzoned…
  • My job is finished…
  • Place thumb over Paul Simon. Embrace the epic moustache.
  • Meanwhile, in a public restroom…
  • You mad?
  • I knew I recognized him from somewhere…
  • Confirming your email address
  • Starbucks Win