• Child is ‘stuck in’ phone…
  • I surrender to sleep…
  • Barney, you’re doing it right…
  • Sorry about that…
  • What falling in love feels like…
  • My whole life is a lie
  • Harry Potter vs. Twilight
  • It’s just a wooden table…oh god!
  • Chill out…
  • Worried kitty
  • How I type when there’s someone else with me
  • Touché Dad…