• Butterflies are metal…
  • Feeling old now?
  • The eyes of a criminal…
  • Why I have so many contacts…
  • This is the only reason I know where Kentucky is on the map
  • It’s good to be the Dark Knight…
  • It’s OK, officer…
  • They’re just trying to help you…
  • The Little Rascals cast, then and now
  • Seal of approval
  • Sure, they look cute now
  • Happy elephant makes me happy