• Always helping you…
  • HA! Take that T-Rex…
  • You don’t mess with this man…
  • That night I lost it…
  • Don’t worry, he said…
  • I swallowed a bottle cap…
  • The definition of ‘owned’
  • Just a thought…
  • When I make a joke and nobody gets it…
  • Fashion crime
  • I used to think I had leukaemia…
  • Copper Penny Floor