• Damn it Phil, you had one job…
  • I had my suspicions…
  • One of Microsoft’s biggest lies…
  • This laptop just tripled in value
  • Best balloon animal ever?
  • A dog’s life
  • So I left my pizza for all of 45 seconds…
  • God’s Best Friend
  • Everything is going to be O.K.
  • Have a nice day
  • A moment of silence
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