• Screw you bridge, I’m a tugboat…
  • Engagement photos, Harry Potter style…
  • You have done it again…
  • The solution to oversleeping
  • Nerdiest pick up line…
  • Hired to impregnate neighbor’s beauty queen wife, fails after 72 sessions
  • Just checking…
  • Just getting comfy
  • Quite possibly the coolest fence ever
  • So, Ke$ha looks exactly like John Travolta
  • Every single weeknight
  • Can I please stay here tonight?