• Never doubt Yoda…
  • Three days old, sleeping like a boss…
  • Hipster ice
  • Tetris life
  • Serpent cat
  • Root Beer
  • Best way to get rid of a telemarketer
  • A cop knocked on my door…
  • I only drink on two occasions…
  • Jump already
  • Being an ugly woman
  • Planking in the air