• Every time I hear a Texan say this…
  • Never seen Star Wars?
  • Intense focus…
  • Technology advances…
  • Good going…
  • Please, sir, I want some more
  • If Snoop Dogg was white…
  • Just noticed this while watching Despicable Me…
  • When people complain all the time on Facebook…
  • There goes my monthly payment…
  • Setting your alarm half an hour earlier…
  • Low verbal IQ