• I’ll never finish college…
  • Fun fact…
  • Let’s flip a coin…
  • If they could talk…
  • My boss just texted me…
  • Showers are great…
  • There’s no time…
  • Ending an argument like a sir…
  • Reaching for stuff while I’m in bed
  • When I notice people has unfriended me on Facebook…
  • OK try and look happy. No, happy. Try the hat. Just smile.
  • That punk toad! he’s been flipping us off the whole time