• Get one of these and no one will get anywhere near your house…
  • Seriously, true story…
  • All of women’s problems…
  • Genius, or crossing the line?
  • I whip my ears back and forth
  • Women never forget. Ever.
  • AA Meeting
  • Wipe that smile off your face…
  • Music
  • Say what professor?
  • Know the difference
  • Practice what you preach