• Sorry, he’s busy…
  • He was never drunk, it all makes sense now…
  • Opera cat
  • I’m not playing anymore…
  • This laptop just tripled in value
  • They shall be mine!
  • I drink your hot tub… I drink it up!
  • A way to deal with texts from unknown numbers
  • How backward this is
  • One of the best anagrams ever
  • Gary! You’re still in uniform!
  • LOWL