• Pet owners can relate…
  • So I went to church today…
  • One little comma could make a huge difference…
  • Betty White on turning 90…
  • Oh bother…
  • My wallet’s current situation…
  • Yay, weekend…
  • Nine months from now…
  • Not taking a bath
  • It wasn’t me
  • Thoon…
  • Nice try human…