• Mom, he started it…
  • Why didn’t I figure out this earlier?
  • So disappoint…
  • Every time when I apply for a job…
  • You know…
  • Hunger Hunger Games
  • Spoiled milk
  • Above the law
  • My cat’s response to me being locked out of my house
  • I just made you even gayer…
  • Norway, you ruined it
  • Stairway to Heaven