• How dare they?
  • I’ll make you love me…
  • Please call vets, I think I’m broken…
  • Lesser known uses of Portals
  • Focus on the important things
  • Delightfully delicious
  • Friendzone Level 99
  • Narcissistron
  • Tonight I want it dirty
  • The single most badass self-portrait ever taken
  • Every time I use my credit card
  • They’ll never find out