• I’m quitting life to become a burrito…
  • I’ve been waiting so long for this…
  • Things with faces…
  • ET, is that you?
  • Hired to impregnate neighbor’s beauty queen wife, fails after 72 sessions
  • School supplies shopping: 90′s edition
  • Video game characters in real life on Facebook
  • What I’m like…
  • Maybe next time
  • Respect the grass!
  • My first thoughts when I wake up for school
  • If the music is too loud…