• Remember that time…
  • Pretty accurate
  • Shut up already…
  • You ladies lookin’ for a good time?
  • Unwrap me right meow
  • My dog when I wake up every morning…
  • Finals next week…
  • Did you know that…
  • Question by a student
  • Identical Twins = Identical Rights
  • Hipster Jake Gyllenhaal
  • Buy one, get two free.