• Hobbit dwarves according to my mom…
  • Guns don’t kill people…
  • They haven’t noticed yet…
  • It’s amazing how a girl can change in a few years…
  • I󘶙ll take one shot
  • I’m not shy
  • Jeff Bridges playing peek-a-boo with the kids while visiting the Greyston Foundation in NY
  • NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
  • Phyllis Vance from “The Office” used to be an NFL cheerleader
  • How to make an angry person even more angry
  • Gingers don’t have souls
  • Cancel all my meetings