• Not even once, Optimus…
  • Morning People
  • Snow White’s Forbidden Fruit…
  • Marines are awesome…
  • Direct eye contact…
  • Technically correct?
  • Finding Nemo
  • Acts of vandalism
  • Prayer logic
  • Real friends…
  • What I do when the teacher says “this cannot be done the night before”
  • Penny and Sheldon in a parallel universe