• Your eyes deceive you…
  • Kids are too soft these days…
  • Sad Vader applied for a job at Disney…
  • Throwing lamps…
  • Hey Apple…
  • Knock, knock
  • This planet, I don’t want to live in it anymore…
  • I’d kick you…
  • Oakland
  • Obama’s response to Congress when he heard pizza is a vegetable
  • The worst thing about living with your girlfriend
  • Fear of clowns?