• Whoa, a freaking turtle!
  • Captain Jack Squirrel…
  • I wrote you a card…
  • Trolling is an art…
  • This girl deserves an award…
  • Girls and haircuts
  • If I choose you over sleep…
  • I might die…
  • Women driving…
  • Oxygen and Magnesium
  • Car sex
  • Chairman of the Mathematics Department