• The problem with guns…
  • She’ll never have a boyfriend…
  • Sounds like a good idea…
  • My weekend plans
  • Restoration gone wrong…
  • Ceiling fans…
  • Woody explains Instagram…
  • Vegetarians are always left out
  • “Sorry the dog is not here, he’s… somewhere else…”
  • I’m living in Narnia
  • We are over
  • Dating Site Troll