• Life is full of surprises…
  • I’m so smart…
  • Congratulations, you’re an adult…
  • What has been seen, cannot be unseen
  • It was a mistake!
  • I have fingers for a reason…
  • Christmas letters…
  • Television
  • Now you’re thinking with portals
  • When I’m at a party…
  • Zombies? Too busy crapping my pants…
  • Women vs men