• You can go now, Harry…
  • Autobahnpolizei
  • Stop asking me to do simple things…
  • Facebook time travel…
  • Nokia
  • Basketball court toilet
  • No muscles required
  • Delicious Sleep
  • What the author thinks, versus what your teacher thinks
  • I’m the pug this city deserves
  • Megan Fox and me at Disneyland
  • Just keep doing what you were doing… I’ll just watch.