• Feather duster thief…
  • You learn something new every day
  • Trolling your mother…
  • Biblical spoiler
  • Pivotal moment in every kid’s life…
  • My people skills
  • Oh no wait…
  • Yep, sore throat
  • Mom disapproves
  • I have seen the shadow on the moon
  • Shockingly perfect ad placement
  • The fish come out at night