• When I don’t answer my phone…
  • He’s always watching you…
  • Sleeping on the couch…
  • Stop wasting precious Facebook megabites
  • Relationships after Skyrim
  • Poor E-mail Choices
  • Don’t worry, it’s not contagious
  • Damn nature. You scary.
  • People will never drink from your glass again
  • No seriously, I’m a cat…
  • Barack Obama’s signature is totally a cartoon baby Tyrannosaurus playing with a ball of yarn
  • A Good Wife