• Well, finally…
  • Those big, sad eyes…
  • Current relationship status…
  • Model vs. average woman…
  • The best pillow for me
  • Scumbag Microsoft Office
  • I have issues
  • You’re doing it right, Rowan Atkinson
  • To make them happy…
  • Keeping everyone happy
  • Rice Krispiehenge
  • I’m attracted to powerful women