• So that’s why the chicken crossed the road…
  • You can leave my bills right here…
  • Good thing no one can read my mind…
  • When my girlfriend is undecided about where she wants to eat…
  • Annoying Jesus strikes again…
  • It’s so hot…
  • I do many things well…
  • Texting someone in the same room
  • Ultimate Easter Prank
  • Unstable
  • Hmmm…seems legit
  • Private Island