• Story of my life, summed up…
  • This would have been an improvement to my childhood…
  • Patrolling the streets…
  • Silence is golden…
  • You know you’re in a bad restaurant when…
  • Unfairness
  • Please make it a multiple choice…
  • The truth about teachers…
  • But it’s my Nutella…
  • Chris Martin’s motivation
  • “It walks like it shat itself” -Karl Pilkington
  • In 20 years…