• Five minutes to close…
  • Have you seen this cat?
  • Be extra careful out there, folks…
  • Right now…
  • No, Lil Wayne…
  • When I make a joke and nobody gets it…
  • MW3 was released in Iraq…
  • What I do after a shower
  • My office cats are synchronized
  • Bah, didn’t really want it in the first place
  • Stop jumping kid and let me sleep
  • Do the math