• You really suck at parking…
  • After not looking at the calendar the entire summer…
  • We live in a messed up world
  • I can only tell the truth…
  • Hey little girl…
  • How likes work on Facebook…
  • About the Oreo boycott…
  • Kermit in real life
  • Every time I see a girl in big sunglasses…
  • Women’s feelings
  • This is not a good sign
  • There is a second fake warning on the Fight Club DVD written by Tyler