• Put yourself together…
  • A card with a hidden message…
  • That’s how fun I am…
  • Hey wake up, I’m hungry
  • Troll Jesus
  • Every. Single. Night.
  • Look at your hand
  • The worst job in the world
  • If you could read my mind…
  • How I learned French…
  • It’s okay. These giants will leave our land soon.
  • I’m Bachmann