• Today was a good day…
  • I will grant you one wish…
  • Girls, please…
  • What she really means…
  • Growing up
  • Creeper
  • The amount of beers I drink
  • Well damn, I’ll go this way then
  • Lying in bed…
  • Every time I use my credit card
  • ‘John’ from Nebraska
  • According to commercials, this is what it feels like to have a period