• Read before talking…
  • Pass me that thing…
  • Take one…
  • How do you tennis?
  • Don’t believe everything you read…
  • Yo momma so fat…
  • Best use of a post-it note ever
  • You really are my girlfriend…
  • Poowling
  • Hmmm, it’s a little salty…
  • Guys are like…
  • Thanks fat people!