• My first time with the washing machine…
  • I have never taken a taxi before…
  • Go home grammar check. You’re drunk.
  • Man’s best friend in every situation…
  • I just said this out loud and now I hate myself…
  • Time to set the world on fire…
  • LEGO? Like I care…
  • Now listen carefully…
  • Starting to watch a new series…
  • Legendary
  • Santa’s little helper
  • It’s not the guillotine